The X Had No Effect

A huge explosion fills the screen followed by burning money floating through the air,‭ ‬awesome opening‭? ‬Yeah I know,‭ ‬after a few moments of watching the‭ ‬charred money float through the air the scene switches to a hallway.‭ ‬On both sides there are countless‭ ‬framed championship belts from PWE,‭ ‬CCWF,‭ ‬XWF,‭ ‬DW,‭ ‬pick a couple‭ ‬random‭ ‬letters in the alphabet and more than likely there‭ ‬is a title belt on the walls.‭ ‬However the belts do have one thing in common,‭ ‬the name plate,‭ ‬they all read K-Money.‭ ‬ The camera now goes through a door at the end of the hallway and inside the room there is more of the same, all the walls are lined with title belts. In the middle of the room we see K-Money sitting at a desk with a laptop‭ ‬in front of him and a bottle of‭ ‬tequila beside it.‭ ‬K-Money closes the laptop and takes a drink of the‭ ‬tequila before addressing the camera.‭


K-Money:‭‬Brian Cady was wrong last week‭ ‬when he thought he was going to come into the reboot and dominate‭ ‬just like he's wrong if he thinks cutting his promos and then not having them aired until the night‭ ‬of the show like a pussy is going to save him from the verbal,‭ ‬mental,‭ ‬and physical devastation I'm going to be inflicting on him this week.‭ Cady weather or not I'm able to take what you say,‭ ‬ball it up,‭ ‬and shove it down your throat,‭ ‬it doesn't matter because you look up to me.‭ ‬That's why you tried to get me to join your little stable but I wouldn't unless you recruited somebody worth damn since you were nowhere near my league.‭ ‬I mean Jesus Christ man you lost to Nathan Sanity last week and he isn't even the best reboot superstar so how the fuck am I supposed to take you seriously‭? ‬It must feel like somebody just punched you in the ovary huh Cady‭? ‬The fact that the man you look up to and aspire to be‭ ‬thinks that you're no better than a bunch of rookies.‭ ‬Speaking of the rookies,‭ ‬apparently they don‭’‬t respect the XWF‭ “‬originals‭”‬,‭ ‬I guess I‭’‬m supposed to care about that huh?


‭K-Money points to all the titles lining the walls and a big grin creeps across his face.



‭Does it look like I need a bunch of rookies to stroke my ego? I already know that I’m the shit however everybody else seems focused on who the reboot stars do and don’t respect. It almost makes me cringe to even say that word because lately its been‬ thrown around so much you‭’‬d think that the newest member of the XWF roster was Aretha Franklin.‭ Come on people w‬hat is respect really‭? ‬Basically,‭ ‬its an opinion,‭ ‬you know that thing that‭’‬s like an asshole because everybody has one.‭ ‬Yeah,‭ ‬everybody in‭ ‬the XWF is losing their fucking minds over somebody else‭’‬s opinion of them,‭ ‬quick somebody call TMZ because all of the XWF originals ARE SHOWING THEIR VAGINAS‭! ‬Since all these XWF originals including Brian Cady actually care about opinions I might as well‭ ‬make mine known,‭ ‬Cady,‭ ‬I don't have an ounce of respect for you and neither do the XWF Reeboot superstars.‭ ‬If you can't figure out why look no further than your match last week.‭ ‬Hell lets take it a step further because like most things Cady,‭ ‬this is bigger than you.‭ ‬You see I can't cosign any of these worthless assholes who are trying to convince the reboot stars that they deserve respect because NOBODY RESPECTS THEM.‭ ‬Eric Anderson was never anything more than a mid carder,‭ ‬we already had our match and I destroyed him.‭ ‬HHH,‭ ‬he talks about his achievements outside of the XWF and thats all well and good but in PWE I MADE HIM A HOUSEHOLD NAME‭! ‬Sure HHH gave me twenty billion concussions but at the end of the match the announcer always said the same thing...‭ ‬The‭ ‬winner and STILL PWE Universal Champion,‭ ‬K-Money.‭ ‬So do I respect HHH,‭ ‬no because he hasn't beaten me or anybody else I think is a top talent in this business,‭ ‬hell he couldn't even beat Triggaman without Eric Anderson's help.‭ ‬Then there is Psycho Scorpio,‭ ‬who‭? ‬EXACTLY‭! ‬I'm not here for any of these jerk offs,‭ ‬I'm here for one reason and one reason only and that is for each and every fan of the XWF.‭


K-Money pauses for a moment before shaking his head and continuing to verbally massacre....well...whoever the fuck he feels like.


This reboot has been like watching a bad porno,‭ ‬you were expecting to see some hot chick with huge knockers‭ ‬and a fat ass to get her brains fucked out but for some reason the camera man keeps zooming in on the guys big hairy ass,‭ ‬THATS NOT WHAT WE WANNA SEE‭! ‬Other than a couple bright spots that's all this reboot has been,‭ ‬a close up of some dude's hairy ass.‭ ‬It's funny really,‭ ‬it seems as if I'm the only person who sees the big picture instead of getting caught up in this petty battle over respect and here I thought I was the‭ "‬bad guy‭" ‬who only cared about money.‭ ‬Well if that's the case,‭ ‬tell me this,‭ ‬why is it‭ ‬that I'm the only big name XWF superstar with the balls to put his reputation on the line to entertain the fans‭? ‬Where is The Brand,Steve Jason,‭ ‬Jem Williams,‭ ‬Big Shank,‭ ‬Kore,‭ ‬and all the rest‭? ‬I can't answer that question but I can tell you where they're‭ ‬not,‭ ‬THE XWF‭! ‬So I want all of you to remember that,‭ ‬the thug came back for you,‭ ‬the gangsta came back for you,‭ ‬THE HARDEST HUSTLIN MAN ON THE PLANET CAME BACK FOR YOU‭! ‬Cady,‭ ‬Scorpio,‭ ‬HHH,‭ ‬Anderson,‭ ‬why don't you do everybody a favor and get the fuck over‭ ‬yourselves,‭ ‬everybody else already did‭!


‭With that our camera fades to black.